I seriously am in a zombie mood lately. Most recent in Lady Pirate zombie related activity is joining the Urban Dead. If you’re wondering, I’m a zombie. I get a kick everytime I see my description as "You are Psycho Ann and you are dead."
Normal version pending.
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1) If you could own any single object that you don’t
have now, what would it be?
—> A truck, a working truck!!
2) If you could have one superpower, what would it
be?
—> Pyrokinesis is looking mighty favorable at the moment…
3) If you could meet anyone in history, who would
you choose and what would you ask them?
—> The person that started this mess to whom I’ll politely ask if said person could so nicely bend over so I could shove this sawed off double-barrel 12-guage Remington where it belongs.
4) If you could add one person to your family, who
would it be?
—> Someone with a strong swinging arm. And is alive.
5) If you could be best friends with anyone in the
world, who would you pick?
—> The next person to unlock this random, out of place, puzzle in order for me to move on will get the honor.
6) If you could change anything about your face,
what would it be?
—> Maybe a larger chin… *obscure reference alert!*
7) If you could change anything about your
parents, what would it be?
—-> I would change their minds to have answered the door the previous night. I told them, "Don’t open it, no one comes at this hour," but did they listen? Nooo. "It might be a neighbour knocking," they said. "It’s not a knock, it’s ominous scratching accompanied by moans of unspeakable anguish from a forsaken soul," I said. "He might just need to use the bathroom. Musn’t keep him waiting!" Oh Mother, my beloved, poor, poor, mother…
If you could fast-forward your life, how old would
you want to be and why?
—> At this moment, just knowing I’m going to survive till dawn will be excellent.
9) What is the one object that matters to you more
than anything else?
—> The lever-action rifle currently.
10) What is the one thing in the world you are
most afraid of?
—> Running out of ammo. And health spray.
11) Who was your childhood hero?
—> Ashley J. Williams.
12) What are your criterias for a date?
—> He’s tall, dark, and can keep shooting even after being severly mauled.
13) What is the key to your heart?
—> Not straight through my chest.
14) Is there anything that people don’t know about
you?
—> I’m better at this fighting the undead than even I thought I would be.
15) If you could learn one language, what would it
be?
—> The intricacies of posthumous guttural linguistics.
16) Who do you love?
—> The brave person who just volunteered to trip on the stairs and tumble to the pack of undead below and thus ensuring my escape.
17) Have you ever had thoughts of migrating?
—> It’s all I’ve been thinking of lately, actually.
18) Where would you like to travel?
—> Maybe that shopping mall over there…
19) How forgiving are you?
—> Quite, until I lost my family, friends, home and right hand. Come get some, you ghouls.
20) If you could change your name, what would it
be?
—> Psycho "Staying Alive" Ann.
21) What was your childhood dream?
—> Not what it is now.
22) How do you know if your day’s been wasted?
—> What’s that loud moaning sound?
23) What do you really want to do right now?
—> Survive.
24) How do you know if you have succeeded?
—> Trust me, I’ll know.
25) Are you ready to have a kid?
—> I have had my share of dealing with evil, thank you very much.
26) When you’re out shopping, you never fail to
look for ?
—> Weapons. (we think alike, Mel XD)
27) What kind of a shopper are you?
—> Survivalist.
28) What are the movies that you have missed and
you wish you could watch them right now?
—> ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’.
29) Are you afraid of being single?
—> I move much faster on my own.
30) What kind of family do you have?
—> No longer deceased. Now excuse me while I postpone the reunion.
I would have preferred Son Gohan XD
